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thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

Just thought I’d chip in with my pic of the moon!!! I’m so glad I stayed up for this, it was beautiful! If you look hard you can see Mars there too, amazing!!!

thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

Just thought I’d chip in with my pic of the moon!!! I’m so glad I stayed up for this, it was beautiful! If you look hard you can see Mars there too, amazing!!!

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 68 notes
fierceawakening:

lexisgayarts:

These guys rolled down their windows and yelled “PUNISH AND ENSLAVE!” as they passed me in traffic today (I have an Autobot insignia on my car)!!!

amazing

fierceawakening:

lexisgayarts:

These guys rolled down their windows and yelled “PUNISH AND ENSLAVE!” as they passed me in traffic today (I have an Autobot insignia on my car)!!!

amazing

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 2,223 notes
veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 422,988 notes

tokomon:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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5 days ago on April 15th | J | 379,688 notes

pizza-kity:

mom said watch this flower

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 164,992 notes

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 127,989 notes

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 222,652 notes
tell us your most embarrassing story

Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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5 days ago on April 15th | J | 120,409 notes

coulombs-flaw:

nihilarian-u:

staysandstories:

vintage-aerith:

wallflora:

SOMEONE MADE A LEGIT PHOTOSET OF THIS HELP ME

Here it is

Whose Line Is It Anyway: Irish Drinking Song Game

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 281,111 notes

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

Or when it says that and it’s one letter off

5 days ago on April 15th | J | 474,253 notes