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magikarrp:

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

1 month ago on July 22nd | J | 35 notes
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timothydelaghetto:

Hahaha check me out as “Ass Catchem” in this Pokemon Pick Up Lines skit

1 month ago on July 22nd | J | 690 notes
killermarcus42:

I can hear them, specifically the sassy once

killermarcus42:

I can hear them, specifically the sassy once

1 month ago on June 29th | J | 472,536 notes

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

2 months ago on June 15th | J | 169,995 notes

aeducanprincess:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

2 months ago on June 15th | J | 248,398 notes

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

2 months ago on June 15th | J | 627,648 notes
vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom
2 months ago on June 11th | J | 126,165 notes

reyesrobbies:

do random civilians get to come back to life in comics or is that only for the heroes. are people sat around at their aunt gladys funeral patting their mother on the back like ‘it’s okay, she’ll be back next month, we’ve had like seven funerals for great uncle bob he’s harder to kill than jean grey’

2 months ago on June 11th | J | 5,870 notes
boxlunches:

kinkyconcepts:

bolinator:

djazzy:

ximune:

did-you-kno:

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I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A Student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principal, her health care teacher, her boyfriend, and her mother. Her own siblings thought she was pregnant!I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant.The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as opposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags to her as soon as they thought she was.

holy shit. this is fucking awesome

I read this chick’s book! It was so cool.

Her book is The Pregnancy Project by Gaby Rodriguez

Pretty sure I reblogged something about this in the past, but now someone’s posted a book title and I want to read this book

boxlunches:

kinkyconcepts:

bolinator:

djazzy:

ximune:

did-you-kno:

Source

I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A Student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principal, her health care teacher, her boyfriend, and her mother. Her own siblings thought she was pregnant!

I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant.

The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as opposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags to her as soon as they thought she was.

holy shit. this is fucking awesome

I read this chick’s book! It was so cool.

Her book is The Pregnancy Project by Gaby Rodriguez

Pretty sure I reblogged something about this in the past, but now someone’s posted a book title and I want to read this book

2 months ago on June 11th | J | 457,958 notes

kvotheunkvothe:

castiel-rosebluetardis:

reservoir-fantasy:

It was Hermione.

"But she didn’t look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material…” - Ch23 | THE YULE BALL

Wasn’t her dress pink?

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2 months ago on June 11th | J | 104,554 notes